Top 10 reasons to move to Canada, eh?

A friend of my hubby's is coming to visit with the intention to "scope" out Canada as a potential "move to - habitational place thing, yeah".

Had I known I'd given him this list and saved him some cash!

Top 10 Reasons to move to Canada, eh?
#1 - I'm here already - natch.
#2 - It is legal for women to go topless in the streets of Toronto
#3 - Movies come out here first THEN as an afterthought - in Europe
#4 - You can say "eh?" at the end of every sentence, eh?
#5 - Our beer tastes better than American (peepee) beer
#6 - We made Celine Dion move to Vegas (PS America can keep her!)
#7 - Coldplay AND the Stones say Toronto is their favourite city (We can't be all that bad, eh?)
#8 - Canucks are friendly and like to drink! (Like the English - only our teeth are straighter)
#9 - Wolverine is a Canadian, eh? Ok, bub? Skint!
#10 - It's not America!